Your Guide to the Crazy, Intertwined YouTube Starscape

March 20, 2019 0 By JohnValbyNation

Oh, you’ve never heard of smoshing? Shemurr. The originators of the term, Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla, are YouTube idols. Between merch, ads, and sponsorships, intertainers (that’s internet entertainers) have gone from bedroom vloggers to multi­millionaires with digital empires. (Though as outcast PewDiePie shows, you’re just one offensive clip—or in his case nine—away from disgrace.) As a fresh stack of YouTuber-­penned books hits shelves this year—IISuper­womanII’s How to Be a Bawse, Rachel Ballinger’s 101 Things That Piss Me Off, Ryan Higa’s untitled opus—the platform’s stars are converting cultlike fan followings into cash.


Invaluable advice from Tubers’ books

The Nerdy Nummies Cookbook, by Rosanna Pansino

Tip: “Remember: Never trust an atom … They make up everything!”

Binge, by Tyler Oakley

Tip: “When life throws a wrench in your plans, catch it and build an Ikea bookshelf.”

#Chupaelperro, by Germán Garmendia

Tip: Adapt to change, like Pokémon’s Charmander. “He turns into a powerful, super-mega-hyper dragon.”

Selp Helf, by Miranda Sings

Tip: “in This chapter i will Tech you how to How 2 conker Love.”


#DGAF personas rule the YouTube universe


Essential elements of a viral video


Fans take their adoration offline

YouTube stars have legions of followers. If you know what to look for, you can identify them IRL.

Lamps / Higaholics

Leader: Nigahiga
Cohort: Sunny, straitlaced millennials listening to K-pop and making GIFs on Higa’s TeeHee mobile app.

Mirfandas

Leader: Miranda Sings
Cohort: Theater kids wearing bright red lipstick, screaming “Haters back off!”

Mythical Beasts

Leaders: Rhett and Link
Cohort: Suburban hipsters sporting “randler” swag—the Rhett and Link mascot that looks like a mouse with antlers and wings—and slurping pour-over coffee from Good Mythical Morning mugs.

Team Super / Unicorns

Leader: IISuperwomanII
Cohort: Snapchatting tweens in backward hats and IISuperwomanII’s official Smashbox lipstick: Bawse. They say “shemurr” when they’re feeling awkward.

Germaniters

Leader: Germán Garmendia
Cohort: Chihuahua-owning gamers blasting Garmendia’s music, including the catchy pop number “We Believe in Love, but Love Doesn’t Believe in Us.”


US teens spending time on YouTube

Percentage of 15- to 18-year-olds who visited these sites in the past 24 hours.


Big brands woo stars to reach millennials

Match the YouTuber to their sponsor.

1. Nigahiga
2. Roman Atwood
3. Smosh
4. Rhett and Link
5. IISuperwomanII
6. Miranda Sings

A. Coca-Cola
B. Lenovo
C. Toyota
D. Scott toilet paper
E. Schick razors
F. Jack in the Box

Answers: 1, B; 2, D; 3, E; 4, C; 5, A; 6, F

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AP Images (Garmendia); Getty Images (all other portraits); top: subscribers/views of main channel only; 2016 earnings: Forbes; net worth: celebritynetworth.com; U.S. Teens Chart: March 2016 Amdocs survey